In eternal solitude

• Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
• Friends: Don't forget to socialize
• Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
• Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
• Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
• Society: Don't forget to be perfect
• Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
• Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

janecrocker:

do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

(Source: morristibbs, via iansomerhlders)

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via love--love--hate--hate)